In Roughing It, Mark Twain writes of a mining companion, Mr. Ballou:
Although he was more than twice as old as the eldest of us, he never gave himself any airs, privileges, or exemptions on that account. He did a young man’s share of the work; and did his share of conversing and entertaining from the general stand-point of any age—not from the arrogant, overawing summit-height of sixty years. His one striking peculiarity was his Partingtonian fashion of loving and using big words for their own sakes, and independent of any bearing they might have upon the thought he was purposing to convey. He always let his ponderous syllables fall with an easy unconsciousness that left them wholly without offensiveness. In truth his air was so natural and so simple that one was always catching himself accepting his stately sentences as meaning something, when they really meant nothing in the world. If a word was long and grand and resonant, that was sufficient to win the old man's love, and he would drop that word into the most out-of-the-way place in a sentence or a subject, and be as pleased with it as if it were perfectly luminous with meaning.
Mr. Ballou seems to have been an even-tempered man, but he could be provoked:
Then the old man waxed wroth and abusive. He called Ollendorff all manner of hard names—said he never saw such a lurid fool as he was, and ended with the peculiarly venomous opinion that he "did not know as much as a logarythm!"
It presently appears that Mr. Ollendorf knew nothing of logarithms, but felt the force of the rebuke.
This came to mind today, for the New York Times obituary of Rex Reed quoted him as writing of
the latest youth idols [seeming, in comparison to Bette Davis] about as interesting as a withered logarithm.
I have probably been acquainted with logarithms for sixty years now, but have never encountered one that was withered, or for that matter one that was in leaf. If Reed knew at all what a logarithm is, he may have counted on his readers having slept through Algebra II, or having had the time to forget it.
The manner may be catching, for the obituary says that "he listened aerobically". It is hard to assign a meaning to the adverb, but perhaps Mr. Ballou would have approved.